2006
BITCH MOVES OF THE YEAR |
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1.
Nas Signing With Def Jam: Well Nas tops our bitch moves list again
this year because his character just shows through every time he makes a
new move for money. Jay signed him for the “right to be king”
and it seems true as Nas has basically proven that he’s a good “worker.”
We loved the MTV interview where Jigga seemed to have some strings on Nas
as he spoke. What a shame... Well breaking bread with the dude who fucked
your baby’s momma and talked about it on a record has to be the worst
move in 2006 for anyone. So call us haters if you must, but it just ain't
right! On the lighter side it is sort of enlightening and gives the average
Joe confidence in going out and smashing up any dudes wifey and making it
public record… |
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Jive records signing Papoose: $1.5 million American dollars were
spent on an artist who development wise has moved backwards and all the
hype was for what? We’ve heard better rappers on MySpace… Another
dumb move by the labels that will surely, make them back off of signing
any real talent for a long time before they recoup their loses.
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3.
Lil Wayne & Baby claiming that kissing on the lips is gangster:
Man… Pachino kissed that one dude in the mouth right before he put
a hit out on the nigga in that one Godfather movie. So if Lil Wayne or Baby
don’t come up missing or dead soon. That shit ain’t gangster
is FAGGO! Yuck… |
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4.
The Game covering up his butterfly tattoo: Man get real my nigga…
Tat a butterfly on your face and niggas walk around calling you gay so you
cover it up with the name of your city, which was even gayer… Shit
makes L.A. look fruit too, with a butterfly all around the letters and shit.
Daam Game… |
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5.
50 Cent & Diddy beef:
They were beefing over Ma$e??? That’s like two NBA teams beefing over
who wants Spike Lee sitting on their sideline for four quarters. Stupidest
beef this year hands down. |
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6.
Kanye West Rushing the stage at the EMA Awards: Man the dude thinks
he’s Jesus and now he’s running around European awards shows
drunk as a bitch and interrupting a “winners” award speech because
he wants credit for making a $1 million dollar video. Well reality check
Kanye… The video was just aight, the budget was great though! We wonder
if they had those little mini quiches on the buffet table on the set of
that video? |
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7.
BET canceling Un-Cut: Man… This is why YouTube is so popular…
What’s next? Ya’ll gonna cancel The Wire and My Super Sweet
16? DAAM VIACOM!!! |
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8.
Gillie Da Kid & Lil Wayne Beef: Even if Gillie wrote all that
shit who cares? Wayne got better after Gillie left the camp. Diss records
or not. Gillie took the beef to levels of stupidity we’ve never seen
before. Such a Bitter Betty over work he got paid for. All we got to say
to Gillie is, “Make a hit record!” Shit let’s do one better
sell some records outside of Philly and then just maybe you’ll get
some real respect for this senseless beefing. |
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Video chicks with books: Who told these bitches to kiss and tell???
That’s not very lady like… Well a whore is a whore is a hoe
and now we have a whole generation of young women who want to be the next
Super Head or Carmen… Thanks a lot bitches! Just shake your stupid
asses in videos and make your money. You want to suck off rappers and put
their business out there? Well remember this- At the end of the day only
God can judge you, so we guess we’ll see ya’ll in hell. |
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10.
Everyone who ruined the 2006 Mix tape Awards: Shame on all of you
for making a night that was suppose to be in remembrance of it creator (Justo
Faison) into a fiasco that we’d all like to forget. |
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11.
The Game still calling his album The Doctor’s Advocate: REALITY
CHECK! Dre left you so get on with it and come up with another marketing
scheme homie. The album was hot, but realistically could have been better
if you didn’t have Dre’s nuts all in your mouth on every song.
We may be wrong, but we swear he made reference to Dre on every track…
The Game = Stan. |
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12.
LL Cool J airing out Def Jam: All we got to say is, “never
bite the hand that feeds you.” Good luck in 2007 LL. |
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13.
Loon beating up 40 Cal. with a Shovel: Street beef or not this
was silly as fuck. Where did Loon find a shovel to clock the nigga over
the head? Why are they beefing in the first place? Don’t Dipset and
Loon both hate Ma$e? If it’s street shit with Jim Jones, why ain’t
Loon clockin’ him in the head with a shovel? So many little holes
in this story… Definitely bitch move status. |
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14.
All stupid rappers falling for Nas’s Hip Hop Is Dead Gimmick: Man…
The nigga came out and said it was a gimmick! Even 50 Cent fell for it!
If Hip Hop is so dead why is Nas making an album??? Congrats to the geniuses
behind Nas’s marketing… Ya’ll and all these stupid rappers
helped him move 355,000 units the first week. |
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15.
Jim Jones/ Cam’Ron beefin’ with Jay-Z: Get real man.
Jigga shut cam down before the diss song hit radio and Jimmy didn’t
even stand a chance. BRROOOOKKKLLLYNNNN!!! |
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