Str8HipHip

You know that "I write-in-my-head, I-don't-even-use-a-pen-and-paper" shit that Jay and B.I.G. have made every overachieving rapper feel like legends in the making for being able to do? That sh-t is a cool li'l skill, I'll admit. For some, it's a rap survival technique; you may have very little access to paper, writing utensils, and privacy. But seriously, SERIOUSLY son- that sh-t is not that fresh. And I'm not hatin'. 'Cause just like giving chicks orgasms, I know how to do it, but for the most part, I only feel the urge to when I'm trying to prove a point. First of all, it's really not that dope, and it's not that difficult either. Let me list some things I've done that were at least as dope and difficult as that.

-That sh-t I took before the last Southpaw show. The dope part was the way I felt after the sh-t. Felt like the f-cking Silver Surfer on stage. The difficult part was taking a sh-t in a club. And I aint take it in the downstairs artist area. Nah, I took it in the public jumpoff. And bust it - there are no doors on the stalls. Just a cloth shower-curtain like situation. Golly I'm gully.

-Sex in the (*popular clothing apparel retailer*) fitting room. The dope part was, of course, the intercourse. The difficult part was trying to do that sh-t quietly, quickly, and efficiently (I cared about such things in my youth) in a crowded clothing spot.

-The C- that secured my graduation. The dope part was knowing I was all clear to go show my ass at the graduation ceremony (I behaved, though the outfit was amusing). The difficult part was knowing I had to pull one more mediocre grade out of my ass to guarantee a lifetime of debt chasing the American Dream.

-Creating "The Petting Zoo." The dope part is this - http://www.zshare.net/download/755142891f6b3e. The difficult part was recording that in 3 hours....nah, I'm frontin'. I just felt like I was supposed to act like that was hard for me to do; which brings me to my next topic...

-Writing and/or recording a lot (e.g.

-Getting away with falling asleep for half of the child abuse training I went to a coupla weeks back. Damn, that was boring. Dope part was sleeping the face of the smug facilitator. Difficult was trying to maintain sleep even though I keep thinking that I might pop a "sleep-boner" while in full view of the training. You know how ya slacks game be around your groin area, right? Yeah, it was on some shit like that.

-Living my life. My life is life one big, awkward moment. It's dope and difficult every nanosecond. But you know I love it.

I'm StarPower, and I approve this message.